Vending Machine

Okay, here's how this works. There's a Vending Machine that recieves anything as payment and can give anything in return (randomly). I'll start by saying what I input in the vending machine (In the format of Insert *object*). Next poster states what I recieved and what they put in. Next poster states what the previous poster put in, etc.

Example:

Recieve herp-derp

Insert Bidoof

Recieve Sweepage

Insert a vuvuzela

Also, try to keep this topic as clean as possible. I don't want to have to lock it because you sick freaks won't be able to keep your dick out of a fucking vending machine.

Now time to get the ball rolling,

Insert clock hands.

Recieved kitchen utensils.

Inserted jumper.

Beep. Above poster receives soda.

*inserts coin*